i’m just going to lie on my floor until i become attractive
"I've cried watching A Goofy Movie on planes."
what if all mermaids & sirens are lesbians who are singing to attract ladies so when they get men instead they just toss them aside & accidentally drown them in frustration??
I can confirm this is 100% true
"what music are you into?"
"i like this! it’s very grown up…"
FUCKING LOGGING OUT
gryffindor girls kissing slytherin girls
gryffindor girls taking slytherin girls on adventures into the forbidden forest and getting them into situations where the slytherin cunning kicks in and gets them out alive
gryffindor girls defending their slytherin girlfriends w/ all their heart
Oblivious Hufflepuff girls being romanced by Slytherin girls tho
Ravenclaw girls using their witty charm to seduce all the other girls.
Sometimes I wonder how big my dick would be if I were a guy
so, here’s something. i found a calculator online to help you figure that out
my penis would have been tiny omg
why not heterosexual UNawareness month
pretend heterosexuals don’t exist for the WHOLE month