“could be gayer” — a review (via hauntter)

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i-do-even-lift:

brittanakissed:

i’m just going to lie on my floor until i become attractive

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2 hours ago · 303,125 notes (© leighades)


"I've cried watching A Goofy Movie on planes."Danielle Haim
"I've cried watching A Goofy Movie on planes."
Danielle Haim

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6 hours ago · 179,872 notes (© prettiibish)

quantumfemme:

schrodingerstriceratops:

what if all mermaids & sirens are lesbians who are singing to attract ladies so when they get men instead they just toss them aside & accidentally drown them in frustration??

I can confirm this is 100% true

(via the-female-moffat)



pastel-gizibe:

curvedbullets:

musiqchild007:

dangervvank:

"what music are you into?"
"i like this! it’s very grown up…"

GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

FUCKING LOGGING OUT

GOODBYE FOREVER

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22 hours ago · 163,154 notes (© dangervvank)

mionight12:

somaperies:

potages:

gryffindor girls kissing slytherin girls 

gryffindor girls taking slytherin girls on adventures into the forbidden forest and getting them into situations where the slytherin cunning kicks in and gets them out alive

gryffindor girls defending their slytherin girlfriends w/ all their heart 

Oblivious Hufflepuff girls being romanced by Slytherin girls tho

Ravenclaw girls using their witty charm to seduce all the other girls.

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22 hours ago · 39,872 notes (© ameliepolain)

deaninmyjeans:

stateofutobitha:

cutely-perverted:

Sometimes I wonder how big my dick would be if I were a guy

so, here’s something. i found a calculator online to help you figure that out

my penis would have been tiny omg

(via liarasothersideboob)


22 hours ago · 58,739 notes (© cutely-perverted)

fuumakotaro:

why not heterosexual UNawareness month

pretend heterosexuals don’t exist for the WHOLE month

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23 hours ago · 18,091 notes (© cainaoya)

“'Tomorrow will be better.'
‘But what if it’s not?’ I asked.
‘Then you say it again tomorrow. Because it might be. You never know, right? At some point, tomorrow will be better.’” — Morgan Matson, Amy and Roger’s Epic Detour (via observando)


23 hours ago · 1,111 notes (© observando)